The Best Manscaping Ad Ever – The Frisky

 

I seriously had to LOL and then share this with you of course!

Guys, you really don’t want your tiger to get lost in the jungle. Grab your trimmer, take your time and let your tiger stand proud in the open plain. Rawwrrr! This is seriously THE best manscaping ad. I want to befriend the person who wrote the copy for this. [Out Gayed Myself]

Link: The Best Manscaping Ad Ever – The Frisky.

Off the record? I’m for it. *giggles*

Need some Passion Parties Shaving Creme? No problem! Click Shop Online, then RomantaTherapy. Buy it as a duo with the After Shave Protection Mist and save $2. Say sayanora to those annoying little red bumps as these products pamper your skin.

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Mother’s Day present idea for you

Important!

When you buy gifts for your friends and family from a direct marketer like me, you’re doing a wonderful thing for the economy! You’re supporting a small business person and not a big box store!

The Amazing Hot Heart MassagerPassion Parties has some wonderful bath & body products to pamper any of the Moms in your life! Here’s our Amazing Hot Heart Massager. It starts out as a soft plastic heart with a liquid and a metal disc inside. When you snap the disc, it starts a chemical reaction that causes it to heat up to 129 degrees which is the perfect temperature for the surface of your skin! Then you can use it to give your partner a hot massage, or it has many other uses. You can use it to soothe menstrual cramps, drain sinuses, soothe earaches, keep your hands warm in your hoodie pocket when tailgating; this has so many different uses! It stays hot for 45 minutes to an hour. Once it cools off, you boil it for 10-12 minutes to reset it and it’s ready for the next time you need it! This is one of my most popular items, and for very good reason! It’s fantastic!

Diva basics setAnother great gift idea is pictured here, the Diva Basics Set, which includes Toning Body Butter, Refreshing Bath & Shower Creme, and Smoothing Sugar Scrub. We also have bath salts, cooling foot creme, liquid body silk, body dew, and one of my personal favorites, radiant body lotion which has micro crystals that put a pretty shimmer on your skin.

You can get these right now. Order soon for them to arrive in time for Mother’s Day. Just click Shop Online then the category RomantaTherapy.

Thank you for supporting my business! I couldn’t do it without you!

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Is Your Sex Life Aging Well? (WebMD)

 

 

Sex and Aging Quiz: Beyond Menopause and Erectile Dysfunction.

Is Your Sex Life Aging Well?
Guess what percentage of people over age
45 said they’re satisfied with their sex life.
Take Quiz ›

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Your Penis and Age: Size, Appearance, and Sexual Function

(Don’t worry; it’s not all bad news, folks.) I found this article quite interesting. As both Tom and I increase in age (and hopefully wisdom!) the changes our bodies go through don’t have to be viewed all gloomy.

Life Cycle of a Penis

Experts explain how a penis changes in size, appearance, and sexual function as a man ages.
By David Freeman
WebMD Feature
Reviewed by Louise Chang, MD

It’s no secret that a man’s sexual function declines with age. As his testosterone level falls, it takes more to arouse him. Once aroused, he takes longer to get an erection and to achieve orgasm and, following orgasm, to become aroused again. Age brings marked declines in semen volume and sperm quality. Erectile dysfunction (ED), or impotence, is clearly linked to advancing years; between the ages of 40 and 70, the percentage of potent men falls from 60% to roughly 30%, studies show.

Men also experience a gradual decline in urinary function. Studies show that a man’s urine stream weakens over time, the consequence of weakened bladdermuscles and, in many cases, prostate enlargement

Click through to read more of .Your Penis and Age: Size, Appearance, and Sexual Function.

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NEW Hostess Exclusive Items!

Do you have a toy box to lock up your goodies? No?? Well, look no farther!

We now have six items that only hostesses can get, and one of them is a nifty toy box with a combination lock!

Important!

Contact me to get yours today! I don’t know how long these will be available, so the sooner the better!

Here it is before I took it out of the box. My hand is in there to give you an idea of how big it is. They send it in a box that’s 16″x10″x10″ and it almost fills it up!

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Erin, get out of the way. People want to see this cool lockable box, not you.

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Here it is without Erin butting in.

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Here it is opened up.

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Here it is with the middle tray lifted away to give open access to the bottom of the box.

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Here’s the other end of the box.

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Isn’t the black and chrome handsome?! I sure think so!

How do you get one of these awesome lockable boxes you ask? Well, I answer, all you have to do is host a qualifying party with me ($250 in sales, way easy) and as your party’s sales go up, the price goes down!

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Sex and the American Man: A Survey | Love + Sex – Yahoo! Shine

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I didn’t write this post, I just found it and thought it was interesting so I’m sharing it with you. –Dory

Gentlemen, a show of hands: Who’s having enough sex these days? We commissioned a nationwide survey to find out when (and where and why) American men are having sex right now, and the results reveal the expectations, frustrations, proclivities, perversions, and fantasies that define how we’re doing it. Let’s get started, shall we? 

Read more…

Sex and the American Man: A Survey | Love + Sex – Yahoo! Shine.

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“I love that our fights are just heated foreplay.” someecards

 

Bent Amanda Peet Nbc Heated Foreplay Funny Ecard | Bent Ecard | someecards.com.

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FANTASTIC way to take care of 11 girls on your shopping list and save $34.50

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Remember, when you buy anything from a direct seller such as myself or anyone else in a direct marketing company, an artist, a photographer, or any other self-employed merchant, you’re supporting a small businessperson and giving a big tall finger to huge corporations such as Walfart or any other big huge chain stores.

Call it the Occupy Stimulate Economy Our Own Damn Selves Operation!

Anyway, I want to tell you about a great package Passion Parties has made available for me to offer to you!

This is a RomantaTherapy Spa-cation!

Get this special pack and give it all to one lucky lady in your life, and it comes already packaged in a reusable gift bag!

Or, if you’re on a budget and wondering how you’re going to get something for a lot of wonderful ladies in your life, get this, break it up, and give it to eleven lucky women!

Get this for yourself for a reward for completing an important goal in your life, or just to pamper yourself to get through the stressful holiday.

All the products are infused with sexual attractants and have our lovely signature scent of Plumeria, the beautiful flower of Hawaii. They’re paraben-free so you know you’re not paying for unnecessary fillers or preservatives. They’re made with the finest ingredients so you know you’re getting/giving a high-quality product.

This deluxe Plumeria-scented set includes Alluring Body Lotion, Creamy Massage Oil, Liquid Body Silk, Refreshing Bath & Shower Creme, Seduction Soy Massage candle, Sensuous Bath Salts, Smoothing Sugar Scrub and Toning Butter. Bonus: FREE Hand Cream, FREE Pillow Mist, and FREE Love Smitten!

The Alluring Body Lotion feels great right after you get out of the shower or anytime. It’s so nourishing and healing to your skin.

The Creamy Massage Oil is perfect to massage your loved one, as it goes on like a lotion, but feels like an oil, so it’s not messy but still quite slick.

The Liquid Body Silk goes on like a lotion but feels like a talc, so it’s great wherever an absorbent powder would be what you need, such as under the breasts.

The Refreshing Bath & Shower Creme is spoils your skin with its nourishing moisturizers and is also economical because it’s more concentrated than off-the-shelf shower gels and you don’t have to use as much at a time to get a lovely lather and feel wonderfully clean.

The Seduction Soy Massage Candle is one of our best sellers. It’s a candle made of soy, so you can light this for about 10 or 15 minutes and then pour the soy directly into your cupped hand and massage it onto your loved one. It’s like a paraffin dip for your whole body. So deeply moisturizing, you won’t believe how great it feels! And no oily after feel!

The Sensuous Bath Salts are made from Dead Sea Salts so they’re amazingly moisturizing. They’ve been recently reformulated to be totally dry so they don’t leave residue ring on your tub. The luscious Plumeria scent will waft around you and carry away the stress of the day!

The Smoothing Sugar Scrub will exfoliate your skin while massaging away dimples on your legs. It’s also great for dry elbows and bottoms of your feet.

The Toning Body Butter will leave your body looking more toned and healthy. The caffeine inside tightens the skin and fights the appearance of cellulite.

The Hand Cream is the perfect size to keep in your purse for those moments you just have to have your hands moisturized and the scent is an effective aromatherapy pick-me-up in the middle of a dreary day.

The Pillow Mist leaves your bed smelling lovely and inviting, inspiring amorous feelings. You take it from there!

The Love Smitten is fantastic to massage your partner. It has holes in the sides to put your fingers through to work knots out of tight muscles, while the nubblies intoxicate the nerve endings on the skin. It’s also great to take into the shower and use with the Refreshing Bath & Shower Creme or Smoothing Sugar Scrub to feel great on your skin and also exfoliate at the same time.

This is a fantastic set of products, remember, infused with sexual attractants and the beautiful scent of Plumeria. Save $34.50 when you buy this set. Just click Shop Online (It’s in bright red) then click on Holiday Specials to get this delivered to your house. Will come in a plain brown box and will not say Passion Parties on the box.

Thank you for supporting a small business person! Cross things off your gift list by patronizing direct sellers, artists, photographers, and other self-employed merchants!

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Come see me at my Customer Appreciation Event and I’ll do the gift wrapping!

‘Tis the season to think about what we’re thankful for, and guess what? I’m thankful for YOU! I just had my best month in sales ever, and my customers and hostesses made that possible. Without you, I could never have accomplished this level of success. I’m so grateful!

I’m having this Customer Appreciation Event to help make your holiday season a little less stressful! Do you not mind the shopping but hate the wrapping? Let me take care of that for you!

I’ll have Passion Parties AND Thirty-One Gifts available!

Please come and relax and shop for gifts. I’ll have some Passion Parties products out that I consider great for gift-giving and also my toy box so you can see, smell, taste, and touch before you buy.

I’ll have Thirty-One Gifts catalogs, too, and you can help me kick off my new business! Thirty-One Gifts has the perfect purse or bag for you or for any chick on your shopping list!

Then two weeks after the event, Sunday 11-27-11 from 6 to 9pm, stop by my house to pick up your gifts ALL WRAPPED UP FOR YOU! Either just stop by for a minute, or stay and have a cup of coffee with Tom and I!

May I make a suggestion? When you’re doing your holiday shopping, please consider spending your money with someone in the direct selling business. You’ve budgeted the money for presents anyway; you might as well put your money in someone running their own business! I got yer economic stimulus right there! Any direct seller who’s good at what they do will help you find just the right gift, be it from Scentsy, Tastefully Simple, PartyLite, Tupperware, Avon, Thirty-One Gifts, or even idontknow Passion Parties?! coughcough design your passion dot com coughcoughahem

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Would you please Share this with your friends? I have buttons below to make it real easy for ya! Thanks for supporting a small business woman!

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Today Show clip on direct selling

Here’s a really good clip from The Today Show about how direct selling can be a great alternative to taking a part time job or replacing your income!

Please click the tab above that says “YOUR Success Story” to find out how Passion Parties and I can help you should you decide to give it a shot. I’m ready to build my team and I’d be invested in YOUR success!

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

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